Fun in Oakdale

You can't make this stuff up. A press release in my "in" basket, courtesy of the Oakdale (Calif.) Rotary Club and the Oakdale Cowboy Museum:

HAVE A BALL!!!

The Oakdale Rotary Club and the Oakdale Cowboy Museum proudly present the 28th Annual Oakdale Testicle Festival! You won’t want to miss this fun evening of celebrating genuine cowboy cuisine. Also known as rocky mountain oysters, calf fries or cowboy caviar, this is one tasty main dish! Mark your calendars for Monday, March 30, at the FES Hall in Oakdale from 6pm-10pm – where you’re guaranteed to “Have a Ball” at the Oakdale Testicle Festival! Tickets are $50 in advance and can be purchased at the Oakdale Cowboy Museum or $65 at the door. Souvenir merchandise and tickets are also available at www.oakdalecowboymuseum.org. The Oakdale Rotary and The Oakdale Cowboy Museum are non-profit organizations and all proceeds see their way back to the community.

Call me a city slicker all you want, but I don't think you could get me to try one of those, no matter how many times you tell me it tastes like chicken. I'd visit the Cowboy Museum, though.